FTW: Christian Podcaster Refuses To Edit Out His Home Being Broken Into By Larry The Cable Guy

Ron McMichael noticed something eerie as he entered his third hour on his weekly podcast “Grace Upon Brace,” an in-depth conversation that promises to “make people think about knee...

Ron McMichael noticed something eerie as he entered his third hour on his weekly podcast “Grace Upon Brace,” an in-depth conversation that promises to “make people think about knee braces in a godly manner, rather than stigmatizing knee brace-wearers as horrible fathers and deadbeat uncles.” As Ron began his pan-flute segment that exactly zero people are going to listen to, let’s be honest, McMichael heard the wooden floors creak behind him. “I knew someone had broken in as I had just found myself inheriting forty-billion dollars from my deadbeat, brace-wearing Grandfather. I turned around and noticed a meaty man donning red flannel and saying ‘Git-R- Done’ with every step. I knew I was getting robbed but kept rolling, playing sweet tunes on my pan flute.”

“I stole every penny of his, around forty-billion dollars. He continued to record his podcast, and as I listened to it later, I could hear myself repeating my signature phrase over and over again. I didn’t even whisper!” recalled Larry the Cable Guy.

Beautiful!

 

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