We Simply Ask That You Would Regard These Two Albert Mohler’s As Separate But Equal

Would you mind?

These two Albert Mohler’s have come together, and they wish to be regarded as separate, but equal entities. They have been through a lot, so to disregard their request would be rude, and could ultimately be costly to their brand.

As you mull over their concern, please keep these things in mind:

  1. Both are separate, that is, they are not the same person. They have differing personalities, hopes, dreams, and circles of friends.
  2. They are equal, meaning they both bench press one-hundred and thirty, can whistle with the same gusto, and share a bank account.

Thank you for your time.

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