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They’ve arrived! NASA employees are power-walking into your church with potent garlic-breath and their bodies covered in Axe Body Spray. They are ready to confiscate your church’s pews. Wow! Here are three things you learn from the life-changing experience. 1. You have somehow forgotten about NASA. Face it: you’re a...
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Crossing paths with former members of your church can be tricky and awkward. What should you say? How should you say it? Do you mention the jet ski that you just crashed into Lincoln’s Tomb? We’re here to help. Here’s are some helpful etiquette rules to remember during this...
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You’ve given your blood, sweat, and tears to these people — but times: they are a’changing. It’s never easy to pull the trigger on leaving a church you’ve given your life to, but here are six signs it is finally time to pack it up and start over somewhere...
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It’s time to Collect call, text, or fax your pastor and ask him to consider wearing a RompHim to church. In fact, it would be negligent and unloving if you didn’t. Here are seven reasons why your pastor should wear a sassy RompHim this Sunday: 1. He can’t lose sermon...
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Everyone has a Fidget spinner these days — even Kathy Gifford and Sufjan Stevens. These incredible devices are pretty great at what they do, but are incredibly problematic for youth leaders. Here are five warnings for pastors who want to welcome Fidgets into their youth group this fall with...
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Pre-trib? Post-trib? A-trib? Mid-trib? Pre-wrath? Nine out of ten Christians will tell you, “I am unsure. I wish there was a diagram out there to help me to make a more educated decision on the matter.” Well, here you go....
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Sit still, breathe deeply, and enjoy Shaq’s strong hands as they rub the “Hot Stuff” into your achey muscles. Don’t you dare forget to share the Gospel with the “Shaq-Diesel,” however. You may never get another chance. Here are five evangelism methods to convert Shaq into a Christian. 1....
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Husbands have a wonderful and unique opportunity to care for their wives during those trying, yet beautiful nine months of pregnancy. Sometimes, it is the simplest act of kindness that blesses her the most. Here are five ways to encourage your wife during pregnancy. 1. Give her a fancy...
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Sister, are you looking for a man to share your life with? Is your church populated with thousands upon thousands of eligible bachelors? Here are six unusual but important traits to look for in your next boyfriend: 1. Has the ability to hold gallons of jello in his bare...
They’ve arrived! NASA employees are power-walking into your church with potent garlic-breath and their bodies covered in Axe Body Spray. They are ready to confiscate your church’s pews. Wow! Here are three things you learn from the life-changing experience. 1. You have somehow forgotten about NASA. Face it: you’re a...
Crossing paths with former members of your church can be tricky and awkward. What should you say? How should you say it? Do you mention the jet ski that you just crashed into Lincoln’s Tomb? We’re here to help. Here’s are some helpful etiquette rules to remember during this...
You’ve given your blood, sweat, and tears to these people — but times: they are a’changing. It’s never easy to pull the trigger on leaving a church you’ve given your life to, but here are six signs it is finally time to pack it up and start over somewhere...
It’s time to Collect call, text, or fax your pastor and ask him to consider wearing a RompHim to church. In fact, it would be negligent and unloving if you didn’t. Here are seven reasons why your pastor should wear a sassy RompHim this Sunday: 1. He can’t lose sermon...
Everyone has a Fidget spinner these days — even Kathy Gifford and Sufjan Stevens. These incredible devices are pretty great at what they do, but are incredibly problematic for youth leaders. Here are five warnings for pastors who want to welcome Fidgets into their youth group this fall with...
Pre-trib? Post-trib? A-trib? Mid-trib? Pre-wrath? Nine out of ten Christians will tell you, “I am unsure. I wish there was a diagram out there to help me to make a more educated decision on the matter.” Well, here you go....
Sit still, breathe deeply, and enjoy Shaq’s strong hands as they rub the “Hot Stuff” into your achey muscles. Don’t you dare forget to share the Gospel with the “Shaq-Diesel,” however. You may never get another chance. Here are five evangelism methods to convert Shaq into a Christian. 1....
Husbands have a wonderful and unique opportunity to care for their wives during those trying, yet beautiful nine months of pregnancy. Sometimes, it is the simplest act of kindness that blesses her the most. Here are five ways to encourage your wife during pregnancy. 1. Give her a fancy...
Sister, are you looking for a man to share your life with? Is your church populated with thousands upon thousands of eligible bachelors? Here are six unusual but important traits to look for in your next boyfriend: 1. Has the ability to hold gallons of jello in his bare...
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Reaching out to single men in your church is critical to building their confidence, but leave these six things out of the conversation. 1. “At least you have all...
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