Millennials are vapid, yet bold. Flighty, yet innovative. These twelve pieces of advice will help your decent Millennial at home become an above-average Millennial. 1. People named “Peter” or “Cliff” are much more apt to create a killer secret handshake with you than, say, a Richard or Tony. Richard’s generally...

Clayton Jennings is really, really tired of being at the center of controversy these days, and this is making us replace all of our drinking water with sauerkraut and causing our shoulders to ishiver! According to sources, Jennings feels Christians are taking him and his loud, handsome “evangelistic” work for...

For $249.97 a month, you can receive the “Platinum Mentoring Package” from handsome Thom Rainer. However, for those of us who cannot afford any of his inestimably-wonderful professional services, Thom will sit down, drink a hot cup of chocolate, and forge a unique, one-of-a-kind mouse and send it our way....

It is time to make something of yourself , and you can do it by being more like Daniel this week. Here are five ways to do it. 1. Dig a large den underground and toss some of your coworkers down there for a while.  Lions are very expensive...

I’d like us all to reflect on the media’s obsession with Donald Trump, the “Human Clickbait.” We all know that a simple name-drop of Donald J. Trump, our 45th President of the United States, will immediately garner attention and clicks, and this unfortunately skews the motivation of the news media...

Hunger pangs strike your round food-bag, and literally zero Duggar children have brought you the figgy pudding they promised you. You’re a hungry son of a gun. Here are all the thoughts that go through your head when people are talking theology, and you just want to microwave that...

Jars of Clay is a terrific, beautiful band that really puts on a good show. Winners of several Dove Awards and collectors of old, Civil War-era muskets, JoC concerts can be emotional, fun, and scary. Here are a few items to bring to your next viewing of “The Clay.”...

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As the sun peaked over the Northern Missouri plains early this morning, pedestrian Illroy Tranchard peddled his road bike along quiet Highway 8, hoping to burn a few extra calories before his day began. As he began the descent of a moderately difficult hill, he noticed six elderly gentlemen playing...