“Rock ‘n Roll” has been evil for a long time, but nobody has been able to prove it once and for all. Well, place those Rock Albums in a Baby Bullet™, because here are four reasons why you shouldn’t listen to it: 1. The whooping sound of those weird guitars...

Prominent Evangelical leaders from many mainline denominations, as well as a few non-denominational pastors, unanimously declared at the annual “Prominent Evangelical Breakfast” that those who do not attend a church-sponsored Super Bowl party will be given over to Satan. The decision and declaration was motivated by dwindling numbers at...

A man in Clackamas, Oregon is holding a bird hostage and making violent threats. Police arrived at the man’s home when neighbors complained of loud, booming Christian music, particularly that of Carman, and strange erratic shouting. Neighbors claim he was yelling something about sponsoring children and and sticking the...

Denny Burk, DennyBurk.com “Yes, my favorite chill-out song is ‘Beauty and the Beast.’ Typically, when writing a sermon or working on one of my blog posts, I just have that on repeat. Melissa Kruger, Wit’s End “I can’t get enough of Eagle-Eye Cherry’s first album, ‘Desireless.’ That one song of his, ‘When...

The Happy Happy Happy Holiness Church of Blue Ball, Arkansas hosted their monthly potluck last week. Reportedly, everyone received full stomachs and happy hearts — until things escalated to an inscrutably bad level that we we’d all rather avoid if we just had the choice. Billy-Bob Bolin, beaming with...

Two years have passed since First Baptist Church members of Hannover, New Jersey first complained about the “loud, annoying buzz” that can be heard over the speakers. “At first we all heard that buzz, but assumed that, by next week’s service, it would disappear into space,” said Grace Ellingslie....

In a special, super-secret media briefing this afternoon, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer broke incredible news. Our beautiful and elegant President, Donald J. Trump, will require all US-based credit card companies to switch to those creepy, gloriously-efficient, sub-dermal microchips by 2019. “The President has mandated that all major companies...