Charming: Albert Mohler Will Scream A Little Bit More Into The Mic When He Records “The Briefing”

While drinking a small cup of soup at a local deli, Albert Mohler boldly stood up this week and announced to everyone in the building that he is willing to “scream a little bit more into the microphone” when he records his popular podcast focused on worldviews, evangelicalism, and politics. “I promise to be more courageous and let my voice ascend to heights never witnessed before, totally unprompted by emotion or subject matter,” Mohler claimed with his right hand over his heart.

Witnesses remember his brow furrowing over and over as he swore on a sack of bread that he formed into a Bible that he would give his podcast away to a homeless man if he didn’t let out a blood-curdling scream at least once an episode.