Sad: Golden Corral Is Using All of Franklin Graham’s “Make Evangelicalism Great Again” Hats As Fuel For Their Large Grills

Last week Franklin Graham revealed his line of “Make Evangelicalism Great Again” or “MEGA” hats on Fox News Sunday, and it looks like Golden Corral keeps buying them all...

Last week Franklin Graham revealed his line of “Make Evangelicalism Great Again” or “MEGA” hats on Fox News Sunday, and it looks like Golden Corral keeps buying them all up and using them to start fires for their grills. “We wanted to see the chef cook up all of our round steaks. We looked underneath and there they were: melted MEGA hats. All the grills had them,” insisted Rudy Poppert of Missouri.

Jeff Foxworthy, celebrity spokesperson for the buffet chain recently wrote on his Facebook page, “I know nothing about Golden Corral using Franklin Graham’s MEGA hats as fire-food to make their grills hot. Golden Corral cooks the best meats, and anyone — no matter the age, gender, or political affiliation, can engorge themselves on GC’s beautiful, moist food.”

Franklin Graham could not be reached for comment.

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