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Some memories will never leave you. They’re tattooed to your brain like the George Lopez tattoo on Mark Driscoll’s neck skin. In honor of these memories, we’ve done you the favor of compiling your favorite from Sunday School. Here they are, in no particular order, from least fragrant to...

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Jim Bakker is consistently wrong about his end-times prophecies, and it is beginning to catch up with him. In 2015, The Jim Bakker Show consistently reached 100,000 viewers worldwide, but after several failed prophecies and promises, Bakker is having a difficult time reaching 50,000 television sets. “There’s only one...

For years, Young Living successfully carved for itself a large swath of direct-sales territory in the American Evangelical church. Well, kiss your beautiful oils goodbye, parishioners, because we’re 70% sure that there’s a new sheriff in town, and it is The Wicker Chair 4000, a new model recently designed...

The Gospel Coalition is finally getting rid of all their old Mark Driscoll paraphernalia after years of keeping Driscoll-swag in a big musty cloud of stink inside a New York storage unit. Though most of “The Swag” can be bought with a quarter, TGC is having a difficult time...

If you use these sermon titles in 2017, you will probably lose everything you’ve every worked for. Now that we are sharing this advice with you, the blood is on your own hands. We are innocent in this matter. 1. “11 Steps To Biblical Trumpeting” Killer sermon idea, but people...

On September 18th, 1951, former presidential candidate, best-selling author and brain surgeon, Dr. Ben Carson, was born. To celebrate his 65th birthday, fourteen Christian celebs piled into his West Palm Beach home. Here are their favorite memories from that day: 1. Carrie Underwood, Country Music Artist “We had been sitting for...

We’ve seen them all. Those seemingly harmless, inspirational sayings that have seeped into our Christian verbiage like oil into carpet. They cover our refrigerators, bumpers and Facebook walls. They need to be taken out back and empoisoned. Here are eight of them: 1. “Satan gives my dad ‘Itchy Kisses.'” That’s right,...