As many of you know, my pet ferret Rhonda passed away last week due to a certain amount of neglect on my part. She was a beautiful and decent ferret that never made bathroom on our kitchen floor or displaced any of the milk in my cereal when we...

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Bless her heart! Your creative Mom wrote down a bunch of neat Christian band name ideas that we are forced to read and pretend to like. This is definitely a fake smile that we are putting on to look brave for the kids. We are doing everything we can not to take...

After several failed attempts, Gerard Tattlehockey couldn’t wait to list a few  books in the Bible that he had finally memorized for his friends and family. The forty year-old knew it was time to plan a party at Panda Express when he successfully blurted out several of these books at...

The three-hour performance finally ended, and, as stout John Hagee wiped his brow and left the stage, there was clearly disappointment and some eggs he ate for breakfast on his grizzled face. “It didn’t go as well as I would have liked,” murmured “Blood Moons,” the nickname his closest...

Dr. Jim Salad-Damian wasn’t expecting to bring up famous food critic Guy Fieri and his sensational, frost-tipped hair, but, in the name of relevance and nuance, Salad-Damian filled his congregation’s ears with wonderment! The morning was bright and cool. Dr. Jim had spent three crazy hours preparing for his “special...

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Cheruth Beantooth knows what it takes to slum furniture for his big church family. As a deacon of First Baptist Church Of Gleetonville, Minnesota, many of Cheruth’s hot summers and bone-chilling winters are spent weakening his already-compromised lower back by shoving wooden bed-frames through doorways and screaming to summon that...