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I am most happy when I am sitting at my desk, drinking a Dixie cup overflowing with root beer, eating a heaping pile of pancakes, and playing with my The Sims family: the Jeffersons. This is my “Me time.” This is where I can be Teddy Cruz again, not...

Sister, are you looking for a man to share your life with? Is your church populated with thousands upon thousands of eligible bachelors? Here are six unusual but important traits to look for in your next boyfriend: 1. Has the ability to hold gallons of jello in his bare...

“My clothes have been more wrinkly than usual, and the blame falls squarely on Steven Spielberg. We watched an MLS game the other day and he lost a bet. Now he must do my laundry and fold my clothes, but the quality of this work is nothing compared to...

A little boy finally got to travel all the way to Heaven like many other children apparently have, but he completely forgot to try the potato salad. Many are resigned to the fact that the undead human race may never find out if it is decent or not. Thursday morning, Trent Borealis was taken...

Amazing! We were able to compile all of the times that Pastor Steven Furtick of Elevation Church stuffed a giant wad of shrimp in his mouth to distract his audience from the heresy he just got done teaching. What an incredible idea!   1. 2. 3. 4. 5.  ...

Thesepeoplewillprobablytakethemark.com launched in March, and it will display the most likely candidates at your church to take the numbers “666” during the horrific Tribulation to come. Incredible! Will Renfrose of Los Angeles, California created the brilliant, somewhat offensive database after watching several Left Behind movies and glancing at a few...

Fresh off of a controversial NCAA Basketball National Championship game between the Gonzaga Bulldogs and the North Carolina Tar Heels, the whistle-happy referees quickly made their way to The Gospel Coalition National Conference in Indianapolis in hopes of ruining Kevin DeYoung’s workshop as well. STRINGS ATTACHED: Logos 8 Will...

Rick Jimhammer has been hosting “The Folding Chair” podcast for two years, a show dedicated to the life and work of Steven Curtis Chapman. According to the faithful host, he typically enjoys an audience of three or four listeners per episode. Wow! Rick breaches subjects such as S.C. Chapman’s...