Since 1973, The Shepherds’ Conference has welcomed ten’s of thousands of men, young and old, to study the responsibility of preacherhood with men like Steven Lawson, Albert Mohler, and John MacArthur. Many will tell you, however, that the Shepherds’ Conference has changed drastically since its first installment. Here are...

Heart-warming! Tim Tebow, former NFL player currently promoting his new book Shaken, is giving his fans the privilege of watching on Facebook Live as he attempts to catch a remarkably agile chicken. Tim Tebow is a popular Christian athlete and public figure known for philanthropy and his most recent attempt to ascend to...

Insane! These unbelievable Yak photographs popped up in our Google Search results, and we had to share them with you. Wow!   1. Imagine searching online and coming across this whopper of a Yak. 2. This handsome Yak is clothed with majesty as he eats a whole bunch of...

Easter is quickly approaching, and your decent children with nice heads of hair will either perform or watch the beautiful Easter Cantata from damp pews, which happen to be full of other human bags of bones and meat. These children told us why they won’t be performing this year, and...

John MacArthur Jr., well-known Pastor of Grace Community Church and handsome torch-bearer of the “Great Race of the Moldy Potato Bag” should never turn down a good race. It is unconscionable to believe otherwise, as he is a man of great passion, and he desires to remain in the pulpit...

Whoops! A discernment blogger who was put in charge of looking after The Lamb’s Book of Life has misplaced the microscopic booklet at a local Cheesecake Factory. James Trentlemon, popular discernment blogger and gatekeeper of acceptable preferences and acceptable associations, visited the Cheesecake Factory Saturday afternoon for an enjoyable lunch. Witnesses say that after...

Why do people whisper during your sweet prayers? We hope these five people help you finally understand why this incredibly beautiful phenomenon occurs.   Wendy Snyder “I whisper while you pray because I am being followed by a pack of wolves named Corwin, Stan, Wilson, Wilson II, and Kremlin. I am whispering...

Joel Osteen’s special bidet has been named and claimed at least fifty-six times since he purchased it in October of 2016. Now, with the help of a task-force, he hopes to finally get to the bottom of it. “These guys can’t use firearms,” said a dejected Osteen. “They can’t...

Every single lasagna Tim Challies places into his gullet will be accounted for through his new iPhone app, which came out on Thursday. Good, bad, hot, or cold: you’ll never be left to wonder about Challies’ lasagnas again. “The Prince of Blogging loves lasagna, and we can’t wait to keep...