Crossing paths with former members of your church can be tricky and awkward. What should you say? How should you say it? Do you mention the jet ski that you just crashed into Lincoln’s Tomb? We’re here to help. Here’s are some helpful etiquette rules to remember during this...

President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he is withdrawing the US from the Paris climate accord, and Saddleback Church’s baptizing robot, Horatio, couldn’t be happier. What a blessing. Horatio, a BIGSPLASHROBO 6000, was visibly overjoyed when he heard Trump’s speech at the Rose Garden. “We want fair treatment,” Trump said. “We...

Years and years have passed since they were given the heavy responsibility to minister in their small, local congregations, and these six, completely obscure and overworked Christians are still faithfully chugging along. Early mornings with the Lord and late nights with crying babies; fighting off wolves who seek to...

Whoa. San Jose Church of God in San Jose, California did the unthinkable this morning and changed its official stance on covefe. Covefe had gone largely ignored for decades at SJCG, but, since it has become such a hot button issue in the last few days, it was forced...

The question of whether Jared C. Wilson is “ELITE” or not is a very difficult and complex egg to crack. Eggs, like this question, are easily broken, but must be done with care so as to not get shell debris in your omelet. If shell shrapnel does get into...

Want to know what’s on the minds of today’s most important, influential Christians? Don’t miss our incredible roundup of thoughtful and most talked about quotes of the day: “When my mind is right, my arms, legs, and neck become soft, wet noodles as I launch myself into the black night. ‘The...

He is building a majestic wall to keep nasty people out of our country and all of our McDonalds restaurants; he is repealing and replacing NObamaCare; he is going to be the first President to wear an unbelievably long, red tie in space; he is draining a gross swamp full...

Harold Eisenhower of Richards, Nebraska inspired his entire neighborhood by standing right in the middle of a cul-de-sac and bellowing every dang bug that came to mind. Harold, known for his strict adherence to the King James Bible, had been preparing for this incredible, mind-bloggling moment for several weeks...

In an effort to reach out to a largely overlooked, irrelevant, and obsolete demographic in his church, Pastor Steven Furtick will graciously allow two exceedingly-elderly gentlemen to squeeze into his Hall-of-Fame-worthy preaching jeans for an entire day. Humbling, indeed. Furtick, Pastor of Elevation Church, realized he had kind of...