1. He played professional sports until age 92, the end of his sports career coinciding with the Reagan Presidency. 2. Thorpe signed with the New York baseball club in 1913 as an  outfielder for three seasons. 3. In the 1930s, Thorpe appeared in several short films. Usually, his roles were cameo appearances...

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Jim Bakker and Bible Tom were right, and it is not too late to begin prepping. Buy uncured meats and folding chairs made out of beaver tails and yarn because things are about to get moldy and moist. If you have a house, replace it with a canoe with...

1. Adrammelech (a-dram’-mel-ek) We like this one, and Kevin will like it too if he knows what’s good for him. Sharp and guttural, “Adrammelech” would look terrific on your strong son’s desk or prison cell. Means: Magnificence of the king; king of fire; the adorned king; honor of the king; Adar...

Cincinnati, Ohio —  As promised during a campaign speech in Virginia, Donald Trump sprouted a set of fully-feathered wings and made an attempt to fly around the U.S. Bank Arena to prove he is an angel or a Christian or something. It is rumored Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. gave...

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New York, New York — Kate Arthur, writer at highly-esteemed online publication Buzzfeed, wrote an article this week on Chip and Joanna Gaines, hosts of HGTV’s “Fixer Upper.”  Investigating their attendance of a church that actually takes words and phrases put in the Bible by God seriously, she writes, So are the Gaineses against...

Port Orange, Florida — Grant Greemeth, a small-business owner and recent Florida University graduate, reportedly used his bare hands to forcefully remove portions of the Bible he isn’t willing or able to understand. According to the police report, Greemeth had come home from Recycled Human Remains Inc. (RHR) after a...

Josh McDowell is plumb out of ideas and he’s worked himself into a lather with anxiety. We have no idea what the book is about. Please comment below with your book title ideas, STAT....