In its latest effort to combat apostasy, the Vatican has issued a formal boil water advisory to parishioners world wide. Speculation has grown within the Catholic Church in the last three years regarding the quality and sanctity of drinking water reservoirs world wide. Many believe the earth’s water has...

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In an unprecedented press release, Shadow Mountain Community Church announced the launch of four new flavors of David Jeremiah. We don’t want to put words in your mouth, but soon you’ll be screaming, “Salty salmon cakes! That is one tasty treat!” The new flavors consist of Cucamonga “Jerry Berry,”...

 It seems like only days ago since Focus on the Family founder and local funny man James Dobson publicly announced his campaign to bring the Crusades back into prominence within the minds and traditions of American families. “There’s a danger in forgetting history, and therefore repeating it,” says Jimmy...

Whether you are a bratwurst aficionado or a weenie skeptic, you’ve developed an educated and elaborate stance on “the tubular meats.” Let’s face it, there’s no middle ground to stand on in a sausage squabble. Regardless of how deeply entrenched you are in your savory beliefs, you will surely...

I like to bring three or four waffle irons and a suitcase full of pancake mix. There’s no better way to relax after a long show than laying in a bed filled with old fashioned, American waffles. -Jon Foreman, on international touring In my church, if you hear someone...

The Wednesday Wallop: it’s a tradition as old as your grandfather’s wrinkled elbow-flaps are long. Every self-respecting Pastor across America has set this day aside to verbally chastise and rebuke his congregants. You’ve been bracing yourself for it, and you’ve had it coming now since last Wednesday’s ear-splitting rebuke....

“We like to seat people in categories. One row of pews is for ‘Dog Owners,’ another is for ‘Cake Enthusiasts.’ We have one row dedicated to ‘Khaki Wearers,’ for ‘Spelling Bee Aficionados,’ and for ‘Loud Whistlers.’ On and on it goes, all the way to the last row, which we...

Are you a fan of watching grown men in tights throw around a fully-inflated pig-skin of masculinity? If so, you will not miss watching this year’s Super Bowl face-off between the New England Pat-Riots and the Atalanta Foul-Kins. Before throwing another proverbial shrimp of boredom on the renowned barbie...