Ranking The Most Nutritious Miracles

For the healthy Christian.

You’ve been wondering, we’ve been researching, and the results are in. Here are the most nutritious miracles in the Bible:

Mana and quail

  • 777 calories
  • 77.7 g protein
  • 100% all vitamins
  • Conclusion: Extremely healthy, do not store for next day

Feeding the 5,000 (fish and loaves of bread)

  • 683 calories
  • 88 g sodium
  • 5 g saturated fat
  • Conclusion: Highly healthy, we recommend making a nifty sandwich and adding kale 

Elijah fed by ravens (bread and meat)

  • 895 calories
  • 8 g dietary fiber
  • 105 mg cholesterol
  • Conclusion: Moderately healthy, may want to try adding raven to your diet

Water into wine

  • 123 calories
  • 147 mg potassium
  • 4 g carbohydrates
  • Conclusion: Low health, best when paired with food

Plague of boils

  • 0 calories
  • 0 saturated fat
  • 0 g fiber
  • Conclusion: Unhealthy, try to avoid boils if possible

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