Joel Osteen, Billy Graham, And Carman said WHAT?!

"I will not be watching the Super Bowl."

“Every time I walk onto stage, I have to do my best not to let out a huge guttural scream. It’s just who I am, who I am, who I am.”

– Joel Osteen, on public speaking

“I will not be watching the Super Bowl.”

– Billy Graham, unsolicited phone call at 1 AM

“Did you know that, in America, you can purchase products and services with paper and coin currency? I am 61 and just found that out. I have been living in forests and relying on the charity of others up until this point.”

– Carman, unprompted



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