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“My clothes have been more wrinkly than usual, and the blame falls squarely on Steven Spielberg. We watched an MLS game the other day and he lost a bet. Now he must do my laundry and fold my clothes, but the quality of this work is nothing compared to...
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“We should make air taxable, Little Richie.” -Reince Priebus, unprompted “I think when an angel sees a man or woman dressed in leopard print or wearing a zebra mask, he just lets out a thick giggle.” -Alex Trebek, on humor “I fill a bucket with our grocery store’s finest...
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“I had some Frosted Mini Wheats last night. Man, when you get a piece that has extra sugar on it? Amazing. And don’t get me started on the sugary milk at the end!” – Pope Francis, on beauty “I could watch jugglers all day. In my opinion, they are...
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“I’ve just about had it with Millennials and their obsession with party meats.” – Joel Osteen, overheard in men’s room “All the other kids would be playing with G.I. Joe’s, Legos, and stuffed animals. Not me. I was always working on that catapult as far back as I can...
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“I read portions of the New Testament last night, and what really stood out to me was all the amazing numbers. Those guys must’ve really gotten a kick out of using the big numbers before their book names, medium numbers here and there, and then those tiny numbers before...
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“This past Valentine’s Day, my wife and I opened an expensive bottle of wine and poured the whole thing down the sink. That’s WWJD for you, plain and simple.” – Mark Driscoll, on romance “No, I’m planting 3 1/2 churches right now. One downtown, half of a church in...
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“In order to understand the Epistles, you have to put yourself in the shoes of a first century believer. That’s why I had my wife make me a very uncomfortable pair of leather sandals that I walk a few miles in before I even begin sermon prep.” – D....
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“Every time someone says that the children are our future, I just have to laugh. I mean, most of them can’t even tie their shoes much less run some futuristic universe!” – Mike Weaver from Big Daddy Weave, on children “I’ve always imagined that when the whole world goes...
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“I get a lot of non-verbal cues from the crowd. If I hear some low, guttural laughing I can tell the crowd wants more hand motions. The high-pitched laughs mean I’m speaking too fast. Nervous mumbling followed by hushed, confused faces is just right!” – Tim Hawkins, on...
“My clothes have been more wrinkly than usual, and the blame falls squarely on Steven Spielberg. We watched an MLS game the other day and he lost a bet. Now he must do my laundry and fold my clothes, but the quality of this work is nothing compared to...
“We should make air taxable, Little Richie.” -Reince Priebus, unprompted “I think when an angel sees a man or woman dressed in leopard print or wearing a zebra mask, he just lets out a thick giggle.” -Alex Trebek, on humor “I fill a bucket with our grocery store’s finest...
“I had some Frosted Mini Wheats last night. Man, when you get a piece that has extra sugar on it? Amazing. And don’t get me started on the sugary milk at the end!” – Pope Francis, on beauty “I could watch jugglers all day. In my opinion, they are...
“I’ve just about had it with Millennials and their obsession with party meats.” – Joel Osteen, overheard in men’s room “All the other kids would be playing with G.I. Joe’s, Legos, and stuffed animals. Not me. I was always working on that catapult as far back as I can...
“I read portions of the New Testament last night, and what really stood out to me was all the amazing numbers. Those guys must’ve really gotten a kick out of using the big numbers before their book names, medium numbers here and there, and then those tiny numbers before...
“This past Valentine’s Day, my wife and I opened an expensive bottle of wine and poured the whole thing down the sink. That’s WWJD for you, plain and simple.” – Mark Driscoll, on romance “No, I’m planting 3 1/2 churches right now. One downtown, half of a church in...
“In order to understand the Epistles, you have to put yourself in the shoes of a first century believer. That’s why I had my wife make me a very uncomfortable pair of leather sandals that I walk a few miles in before I even begin sermon prep.” – D....
“Every time someone says that the children are our future, I just have to laugh. I mean, most of them can’t even tie their shoes much less run some futuristic universe!” – Mike Weaver from Big Daddy Weave, on children “I’ve always imagined that when the whole world goes...
“I get a lot of non-verbal cues from the crowd. If I hear some low, guttural laughing I can tell the crowd wants more hand motions. The high-pitched laughs mean I’m speaking too fast. Nervous mumbling followed by hushed, confused faces is just right!” – Tim Hawkins, on...
Want to know what’s on the minds of today’s most important, influential Christians? Don’t miss our incredible roundup of thoughtful and most talked about quotes of the day: “Finally having...
“When I first learned about what the stock market was I couldn’t eat for six days. Now I get it.” – John Cooper (Skillet), on PBS “Sometimes, when the...
Want to know what’s on the minds of today’s most important, influential Christians? Don’t miss our incredible roundup of thoughtful and most talked about quotes of the day: “You can’t squeeze...
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