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“A long time ago, I fell down the stairs at school. All of the children laughed at me, so I got my revenge by convincing them that the letter “Q” didn’t exist. They failed out of college the very next day.” – J.R.R. Tolkien, on tenacity “I like to...
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“Pandas eat 20 to 40 pounds of bamboo a day! You won’t see me putting up those numbers. I top out around 7 or 8 pounds of that stuff.” – Ravi Zacharias, unprompted “Plates, pizza pans, frisbees, coasters, toilet seats – I could go on and on.” – Lee...
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“Don’t call me New Testament Wright.” – N. T. Wright, on being called “New Testament” Wright “February 13th is World Radio Day. I plan on spending the entire day locked in my safe room and listening to AM oldies. I don’t have a backup plan if my radio doesn’t...
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“I’m slappin’ the bass, I’m slappin’ the bass. You come after me, I’ll slappa yo face!” – Mike “Bass-man” Huckabee, unprompted “I call my Toyota Camry ‘Gangnam Style,’ and our Honda Odyssey we named ‘Ol’ Flippy.'” – Chuck Swindoll, on family values “I only hire assistant pastors that are...
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“When I first learned about what the stock market was I couldn’t eat for six days. Now I get it.” – John Cooper (Skillet), on PBS “Sometimes, when the horns go ‘TOOT TOOT’ just right and the bugles go ‘DRAAAAAN’ and the drums go ‘CHOMPA HAMPA’, you know you’ve...
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“Every time I walk onto stage, I have to do my best not to let out a huge guttural scream. It’s just who I am, who I am, who I am.” – Joel Osteen, on public speaking “I will not be watching the Super Bowl.” – Billy Graham, unsolicited...
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“You know what my first song I wrote was titled? ‘Calcium Makes M’Bones Strong.’ It didn’t go over well, as I wrote it for the 1987 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.” – Michael Tait, on mistakes Take a kettle, fill it up with maple syrup, and leave it on your stove...
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“If God made it so that trees could sing, palm trees would be the tenors” – Julio Jones, unprompted “I’ve always said that the term ‘sky scrapper’ is just a silly, old-fashioned expression. I prefer ‘metropolis fingers’ or ‘cloud ticklers.’ “ – Brian Brodersen, on favorite cities “Every morning...
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“Last time I checked, Carmen Sandiego is still at large.” – Rob Bell, unprompted “When you open your mind, it’s amazing the things that might fall out. I once had a whole family of hedgehogs living up in my noggin and never knew it. But that’s a story for...
“A long time ago, I fell down the stairs at school. All of the children laughed at me, so I got my revenge by convincing them that the letter “Q” didn’t exist. They failed out of college the very next day.” – J.R.R. Tolkien, on tenacity “I like to...
“Pandas eat 20 to 40 pounds of bamboo a day! You won’t see me putting up those numbers. I top out around 7 or 8 pounds of that stuff.” – Ravi Zacharias, unprompted “Plates, pizza pans, frisbees, coasters, toilet seats – I could go on and on.” – Lee...
“Don’t call me New Testament Wright.” – N. T. Wright, on being called “New Testament” Wright “February 13th is World Radio Day. I plan on spending the entire day locked in my safe room and listening to AM oldies. I don’t have a backup plan if my radio doesn’t...
“I’m slappin’ the bass, I’m slappin’ the bass. You come after me, I’ll slappa yo face!” – Mike “Bass-man” Huckabee, unprompted “I call my Toyota Camry ‘Gangnam Style,’ and our Honda Odyssey we named ‘Ol’ Flippy.'” – Chuck Swindoll, on family values “I only hire assistant pastors that are...
“When I first learned about what the stock market was I couldn’t eat for six days. Now I get it.” – John Cooper (Skillet), on PBS “Sometimes, when the horns go ‘TOOT TOOT’ just right and the bugles go ‘DRAAAAAN’ and the drums go ‘CHOMPA HAMPA’, you know you’ve...
“Every time I walk onto stage, I have to do my best not to let out a huge guttural scream. It’s just who I am, who I am, who I am.” – Joel Osteen, on public speaking “I will not be watching the Super Bowl.” – Billy Graham, unsolicited...
“You know what my first song I wrote was titled? ‘Calcium Makes M’Bones Strong.’ It didn’t go over well, as I wrote it for the 1987 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.” – Michael Tait, on mistakes Take a kettle, fill it up with maple syrup, and leave it on your stove...
“If God made it so that trees could sing, palm trees would be the tenors” – Julio Jones, unprompted “I’ve always said that the term ‘sky scrapper’ is just a silly, old-fashioned expression. I prefer ‘metropolis fingers’ or ‘cloud ticklers.’ “ – Brian Brodersen, on favorite cities “Every morning...
“Last time I checked, Carmen Sandiego is still at large.” – Rob Bell, unprompted “When you open your mind, it’s amazing the things that might fall out. I once had a whole family of hedgehogs living up in my noggin and never knew it. But that’s a story for...
Want to know what’s on the minds of today’s most important, influential Christians? Don’t miss our incredible roundup of thoughtful and most talked about quotes of the day: “Finally having...
Want to know what’s on the minds of today’s most important, influential Christians? Don’t miss our incredible roundup of thoughtful and most talked about quotes of the day: “You can’t squeeze...
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