February 23, 2017
“I’ve just about had it with Millennials and their obsession with party meats.”
– Joel Osteen, overheard in men’s room
“All the other kids would be playing with G.I. Joe’s, Legos, and stuffed animals. Not me. I was always working on that catapult as far back as I can remember.”
– JD Hall, on growing up Baptist
“Oh, I’m a big advocate, absolutely! But if you’re proposing that they should be able to vote, or drive vehicles, or even produce musicals on Broadway…that’s just too far.”
– John Piper, on animal rights
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