"Only David knows the truth of the matter." ...

You're so sweet...

Zoinks...

Disgraceful....

Shocking!...

Wow....

Adorable!...

For peace of mind...

He does his best every day to keep the air conditioning running and the sinks flowing in your church. He’s a reliable and beautiful man who faithfully stocks the fridge with mustard and sings delightful, high-pitched melodies throughout the empty sanctuary on the Sabbath to prepare the pews for...