Berean Research, Pulpit and Pen, CARM, Berean Beacon, Pirate Christian, Berean Bacon, and many other Christian discernment blogs blessed Evangelicals bountifully in 2016 with extensive, all-caps diatribes against the heretics and charlatans. Who can forget the time Chris Rosebrough from piratechristian.com put Steven Furtick on blast for changing his monocle eight different times during his...

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1. Bilbo Jenkins Bilbo kicked off 2016 at Saddle Back with a lengthy sermon and did not stuff any Bibles in his pouch. 2. Rick Warrens Rick Warrens is often confused with the Rick Warren, so it was only natural. 3. Orphan Dice Orphan bounced all over the place and ruined...

We asked one-hundred Sunday School teachers to name seven things they are really tired of hearing. Here’s what we came up with: 1. “Can you subscribe to my YouTube channel?” “I am nearing the twilight years of my life, and teaching 3rd grade Sunday School class has been one of...

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In the back of Salem Bible Church sits Garth Branth, a black-haired man with eyes of coal. Branth, usually careful and precise with the buttons on the sound board, finally put together a string of mistakes that would make Jim Bakker blush: “The pianist was told to open the service with...

Pizza. Bible Bingo. Dodgeball: If you’re a 90’s kid, you remember church lock-ins fondly; and absolutely none of you left a plastic swimming pool full of rice pudding to voice your displeasure, because those 12-hours were the bomb. Here are 5 Things that always happened at lock-ins when you were a kid: 1....

Los Angeles, California– From 2000-2004, Slime Time Live was well-known for sliming their lame audience by picking some poor idiot, sitting them in a wooden chair, and asking them, or someone at home, an obscure question about their network’s TV shows. If answered correctly, a warm bucket of slime was promptly...

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