Donald J. Trump achieving the gold medal in politics, by having less people furious at him than Hillary Clinton, has shocked our great nation. This Thursday you will have to sit around a table with a bunch of people that share portions of your sloppy blood in their bodies and talk about...

We’ve been following this situation for three years now, and, to the best of our knowledge, Arby’s hasn’t responded to Lecrae, Grammy-winning hip-hop artist. Let’s hope for the best. We’ll keep you informed....

The President recently signed a bill into law that requires men and women 21 years or older to start a conversation about the Grammy-nominated band Gungor with their podiatrist. Here are 8 steps to ensure that you fulfill the law: 1. Create an ambience, beginning in the waiting room. The...

My name is Brian Stephenson. I’m the guy that gave Mark Driscoll a George Lopez tattoo, and it wasn’t my idea. Mark came to me late last Wednesday night after preaching James chapter two. I’m telling you: it 100% wasn’t my idea. Mark sketched famous comedian George Lopez’s face on a...

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Houston, Texas– This morning at Lakewood Church, attendants noticed something different about Pastor Joel Osteen’s speech and smile. The usually articulate Osteen had difficulty using his typical vocabulary during a 20-minute motivation speech, unable to clearly say words such as “Dolla’ Billz,””Rolls Royce,” and “Moist Cupcakes.” “As I glanced up from my...

Farmington, New Mexico– Jim Troutman of Farmington Family Church noticed a napkin with intricate drawings on it.  Hidden underneath a pile of paper plates as he lifted the heavy trash-can to dump it out into the large bin outside, Jim stooped down, grabbed the napkin, and began trying to decipher what...

Memphis, Tennessee — The popular 90’s Christian rock band comprised of Toby Mac, Michael Tait, and Kevin Max is finally releasing a new album after a decade of leaving their rabid fans waiting in suspense. After coming back together for their wildly successful “DC Talk Cruise,” the group released...

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