The Gospel Coalition Bought the Rights to Nickelodeon’s Slime Time Live On Black Friday

"Now that The Gospel Coalition bought the rights to Slime Time Live at a discounted price on Black Friday, we can all die in peace."

Los Angeles, California– From 2000-2004, Slime Time Live was well-known for sliming their lame audience by picking some poor idiot, sitting them in a wooden chair, and asking them, or someone at home, an obscure question about their network’s TV shows. If answered correctly, a warm bucket of slime was promptly dropped on the contestant’s head, he or she would win a pair of shoes for the winter, and would receive a bath. After setting a Guinness Book of World Record for most people pied in a minute (6), Slime Time Live shut it all down, leaving all STL in the lurch.

Well, get excited STL fans and go paint a stranger’s front porch, because The Gospel Coalition had enough money lying around in plastic bags at the commune, so they purchased the rights! Now we will all get a chance to see a rejuvenated D.A. Carson host the show, call up some poor idiots out of the break room, and slime them with warm slime when they answer questions correctly about TGC and its writers.

Whooo-weee! Now that The Gospel Coalition bought the rights to Slime Time Live at a discounted price on Black Friday, we can all die in peace.

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