These 5 People Explain Why They Whisper While You Pray

"Without my fancy cocoon whispers that envelope your incredibly precious words, your prayers would be significantly weaker..."

Why do people whisper during your sweet prayers? We hope these five people help you finally understand why this incredibly beautiful phenomenon occurs.

 

Wendy Snyder

“I whisper while you pray because I am being followed by a pack of wolves named Corwin, Stan, Wilson, Wilson II, and Kremlin. I am whispering things like ‘Protect me from these wild dogs,’ and ‘You hold this rifle while I hold this musket.’ I have set several traps around the sanctuary because I am a bit worried that they have entered our building.”

 

Craig Steam

“I am creating a warm whisper blanket to cover your handsome, fully-audible words. Without my fancy cocoon whispers that envelope your incredibly precious words, your prayers would be significantly weaker — a complete waste of time and effort.”

 

Stacy Yolth

“My intelligent whispers call down a beautiful angel named “Pance” who fights the pack of wolves that have been chasing me for eight long months. I’d like to say Pance is around to make your prayers tolerable, but he is for my own self-protection.”

 

Dream Slimpy

“My whispers are in honor of Helen Keller.”

 

Tracy Whelp

“I learned to create a whisper cocoon to cover your pleasantly audible prayers from my mother. This whisper cocoon will keep your prayers warm and comfortable as they make their way to Heaven.” 

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