Shadow Mountain Community Church Issues New David Jeremiah Flavors

Your Tongue Will Do Backflips

In an unprecedented press release, Shadow Mountain Community Church announced the launch of four new flavors of David Jeremiah. We don’t want to put words in your mouth, but soon you’ll be screaming, “Salty salmon cakes! That is one tasty treat!”

The new flavors consist of Cucamonga “Jerry Berry,” “Wild Cherry Jerry,” “David Fudge Tracks with Almond,” and the highly anticipated “Turning Point Tutti Frutti.” All four flavors will be sold exclusively at 7-Eleven’s and will include a complimentary Spearmint Spirit Mint.

Sources confirmed that in 2018, SMCC plans on rolling out a new spin on ice cream labeled “Evangelato’s.”


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