“I had some Frosted Mini Wheats last night. Man, when you get a piece that has extra sugar on it? Amazing. And don’t get me started on the sugary milk at the end!” – Pope Francis, on beauty “I could watch jugglers all day. In my opinion, they are...

Golf, also known as “Scotland’s Remorse,” is a Lawn Care Sport often associated with high-class manners and etiquette. When done properly, golf is often a lofty, dreamy, and almost ethereal experience where the sportsman will stop at nothing to deposit the “Celtic Egg” within its earthly nest-hole.  However, the...

“I’ve just about had it with Millennials and their obsession with party meats.” – Joel Osteen, overheard in men’s room “All the other kids would be playing with G.I. Joe’s, Legos, and stuffed animals. Not me. I was always working on that catapult as far back as I can...

Sure, sometimes it’s cute when old people don’t understand modern things — like when your Grandmum spent hours walking up the wrong side of the escalator, or when your eldest Uncle took a nap under the family van because: “Hey, what is that thing?” However, we must remember that...

The first time I realized that I got a sparkly, brand-new dad every morning, I must have been six or seven. My dad would always wake up covered in a thin varnish of wax, shining like a new pair of sneakers. He always had that “New Dad Smell,” and...

It’s time for me to come clean — like those little knobs on my wife’s sock drawer that she polishes every night before bed.  I must confess to you all that I’ve never used one of those self-inflating rafts. I’ve been living with this burden for upwards of forty...

“I read portions of the New Testament last night, and what really stood out to me was all the amazing numbers. Those guys must’ve really gotten a kick out of using the big numbers before their book names, medium numbers here and there, and then those tiny numbers before...

Do you get John and Charles Wesley confused? Rookie mistake. Don’t play the role of the Protestant Jester any longer. These rhymes will help you remember which is which when caught in a stitch! – The Wesley brothers, the famous pair, They shared a mother but not their hair....

“This past Valentine’s Day, my wife and I opened an expensive bottle of wine and poured the whole thing down the sink. That’s WWJD for you, plain and simple.” – Mark Driscoll, on romance “No, I’m planting 3 1/2 churches right now. One downtown, half of a church in...