DC Talk Came Back Together But Most of Their Music is Just the Sound of an Animal Eating Grass

Memphis, Tennessee — The popular 90’s Christian rock band comprised of Toby Mac, Michael Tait, and Kevin Max is finally releasing a new album after a decade of leaving...

Memphis, Tennessee — The popular 90’s Christian rock band comprised of Toby Mac, Michael Tait, and Kevin Max is finally releasing a new album after a decade of leaving their rabid fans waiting in suspense. After coming back together for their wildly successful “DC Talk Cruise,” the group released their newest album, “Hey, This is Some Kind of Animal Eating Grass in My Back Yard.”

“I felt scammed, honestly,” one life-long DC Talk fan claimed. “The title of the album should have tipped me off, but both my parents died a couple of hours ago so my judgment is questionable.” “I get it,” Roy from California said, “most of the albums I own have a chorus of guitars and a bunch of loud banging on a dish pan or something (drums), but this is real art and creativity. Its about time they’ve moved on from their ‘Jesus Freak’ days.”

The album contains eighteen tracks of crudely pasted together sounds of various animals ripping, chewing, and swallowing grass. Find it at your local Best Buy.

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