My name is Brian Stephenson. I’m the guy that gave Mark Driscoll a George Lopez tattoo, and it wasn’t my idea. Mark came to me late last Wednesday night after preaching James chapter two. I’m telling you: it 100% wasn’t my idea. Mark sketched famous comedian George Lopez’s face on a sheet of white printer paper and gave it to me, then told me to do it exactly like the sketch. I offered some ideas to improve upon it, only to be quieted by a firm, warm, calloused hand over my mouth. I promise you: this was all his idea.
George Lopez is a well-respected comedian, and reducing him to a neck tattoo makes me sick. Please do not call me or write me letters as I am not responsible for one of the greatest comedians of our time being repeatedly stabbed into estranged Mark Driscoll’s head-holder.