May 22, 2017
Good luck getting your purity-ring-filled fingers on these stupid rare oils, bruh. Trust us: we tried. These are so stupid rare, and, believe us, you have to go to an apothecary somewhere deep in the Himalayas to even get a whiff of this stuff.
1. “Beef Au Jus Served With Asparagus”
2. “Sweet Pleasantries Of Phillip Banks”
3. “The Wizard’s Home Mortgage”
4. “Aesop’s Last Fable Before Dementia Set In”
5. “Goat Pee”
6. “Anti-VaXXX”
7. “Prison Beatings”
8. “Hot Dog Bun”
9. “Every Episode Of The Andy Griffith Show”
10. “The Smell Field Dressing”
11. “Uncle Geppetto’s Sweet Mead”
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