As I sit at my desk, eat a bucket of Pez candy with the Bill of Rights printed on them, and reflect on everything happening in our world, it is incredible to think that, today, Bono would have turned nineteen-years-old.
I can’t stop screaming. Bono, beloved as he was, was mostly known as “The Great Piano Toucher Of The UK.” He had many wives and sat in countless folding chairs, but his most important role was that of a PT or “Piano Toucher.” When the world thinks about Bono, they will remember that very thing.
Bono had just ordered his first full meal at a local Denny’s and died. He was beautiful and strong. He could become a wizard whenever he wanted to. He was thinking so much wizarding, eggs, bacon, and milk, and, most importantly he couldn’t wait to touch more keys.
“His most important role was that of a PT or ‘Piano Toucher.’ When the world thinks about Bono, they will remember that very thing.”
Yes, the piano that fell on top of him at that Denny’s received the death penalty, but many of us feel that justice has yet to be fully served. The sawdust of horror and destruction still remains somewhere in Roger Federer’s damp basement and he won’t return my calls. We can only hope the tennis great comes to his senses.
Bono’s life was snuffed out so early. Think about all of the innocent pianos he could have placed his juicy fingers on if he hadn’t of been smushed by a fat baby grand. He might of been one of the greatest PT’s of all-time. Instead, year after year, there will be regret and sadness as this time of year comes around.
As Vice President of the United States, I would like to encourage the American people to visit bus stops and open-mouth kiss all of your coworkers as these were two of Bono’s favorite things in the entire world. Indeed, touching pianos was his job; his hobbies, though, were bus stops and open-mouth kissing his friends.
Seventeen years ago we lost a legend. Be sure to honor him accordingly.
Pence: “It Is Sad To Think That Bono Would Have Turned 19 Today”
As I sit at my desk, eat a bucket of Pez candy with the Bill of Rights printed on them, and reflect on everything happening in our world, it is incredible to think that, today, Bono would have turned nineteen-years-old.
I can’t stop screaming. Bono, beloved as he was, was mostly known as “The Great Piano Toucher Of The UK.” He had many wives and sat in countless folding chairs, but his most important role was that of a PT or “Piano Toucher.” When the world thinks about Bono, they will remember that very thing.
Bono had just ordered his first full meal at a local Denny’s and died. He was beautiful and strong. He could become a wizard whenever he wanted to. He was thinking so much wizarding, eggs, bacon, and milk, and, most importantly he couldn’t wait to touch more keys.
“His most important role was that of a PT or ‘Piano Toucher.’ When the world thinks about Bono, they will remember that very thing.”Yes, the piano that fell on top of him at that Denny’s received the death penalty, but many of us feel that justice has yet to be fully served. The sawdust of horror and destruction still remains somewhere in Roger Federer’s damp basement and he won’t return my calls. We can only hope the tennis great comes to his senses.
Bono’s life was snuffed out so early. Think about all of the innocent pianos he could have placed his juicy fingers on if he hadn’t of been smushed by a fat baby grand. He might of been one of the greatest PT’s of all-time. Instead, year after year, there will be regret and sadness as this time of year comes around.
As Vice President of the United States, I would like to encourage the American people to visit bus stops and open-mouth kiss all of your coworkers as these were two of Bono’s favorite things in the entire world. Indeed, touching pianos was his job; his hobbies, though, were bus stops and open-mouth kissing his friends.
Seventeen years ago we lost a legend. Be sure to honor him accordingly.
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