Challies: “Invest In Stilts”

"BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!"

When it comes to finding exciting products that I want to invest my hard-earned money and Bitcoins in, my instinct is as follows: if I can’t get enough of the product and can’t wait to tell others about it, then it is probably worth a shot.

Sure, do market research and case studies, but you can’t beat trying and loving a product for yourself. Whenever I am investing in something, I am investing in the entrepreneurs behind it just as much as the product.

Although mistakes are inevitable,  we must learn from them. This makes all the difference in the long run, and I’ve tried my hardest to learn from my painful lessons. I’m glad to say that after a couple of years of investing in things like steeples, bees, waffles, and Nerf guns (losing far more than I was winning), I finally feel like I’ve started to turn the investing corner. I want you to do the same.

Invest in stilts.

Buy up as much stock as possible. Give everything you possibly can to this incredible product. I can’t stop walking on them, and I am sure many feel the same way. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

The other day I took a walk to a pond nearby. You know what I did? I wore stilts the entire way. I towered over my wife and kids, and we had a good laugh at my ability to pick apples from the third and forth branch up. It was invigorating!

I believe that if I feel this way about stilts, many others will as well.

Invest in stilts immediately, or you will regret it.

 

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