What Your Bible Case Says About Your Personality  

What does your Bible case say about your personality? Find out below: 1. Plain Leather Case  You are known as “Beloved Moth-Man” in your local assembly, catching and hoarding...

What does your Bible case say about your personality? Find out below:

1. Plain Leather Case 

You are known as “Beloved Moth-Man” in your local assembly, catching and hoarding moths in your wonderful home to be bred and shared with everyone. Nobody questions your commitment to the church body, even though you are often running around the sanctuary trying to stuff moths in your pockets, screeching with delight as you hold a moist, brown demon-possessed butterfly in your hand.

2. The DIY Case

You’ve been locked in solitary confinement for trespassing and almost nobody knows that you are the man or woman who keeps adding an extra layer of linoleum-flooring in the church bathroom every Sunday. Your Jeep Grand Cherokee is a hot-green color, and every time you pick up a violin you are grabbed and folded into a sandwich by a man named Earl.



3. The Family Pictures Case

You would help anyone in need, regardless of race or creed. The last time you found time to relax or lay in the warm liquid of a hot-tub, you were probably three or four years-old. “Everyone gets a ketchup sandwich” you yell periodically through the day, even though sometimes you are around hundreds of people. Then you have to tell everyone to “wait here” while you go to the supermarket and buy the needed supplies. You often let people walk all over you when a bridge is out or there is a lot of road construction.

4. The Camo Case

Mysterious and quiet, you are uneasy in crowds and would prefer that almost no one would acknowledge that you are in the room or holding a bazooka on your shoulder.


5. The Embroidered Case

Everyone knows you have ties to Russia, just admit it. You are putting our national security at risk.

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