Jussie Smollett, known for his role as “Uncle Jussie” in Full House, recently fell into very hard times, and it’s NOT because he tried performing open heart surgery on a few of his closest friends this time around.
Jussie Smollett, Big Actor Boy and sassy rural farmer, was seen last month ripping a bunch of letters out of magazines without permission while having just two friends, and the police responded by handcuffing him bigly. “He was ruining fine, beautiful mags and had only two friends for some reason,” one police source close to TDC disclosed. “So they put really big cuffs on the goon.”
Now, in the middle of this enormous controversy, which has also embarrassed the fellow cast members of Star Wars’ Empire Strikes Back, he’s choosing financial freedom and cutting up all his credit cards!
What a blessed occasion!
“He came right in, stood among us, yelled something about being debt free, hit some cymbals together, and sliced and diced his credit cards. Even with all the distractions,” Big Actor Boy Mark Hamill explained.
What a great move by convicted magazine-trasher and two-friend-haver Jussie Smollett. There’s no sense in going to the slammer in massive debt!
