President Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, was indicted today on charges that he funneled millions of dollars through overseas shell companies and used the money to buy luxury cars, real estate, antiques and expensive suits. This is a serious allegation, and I hope justice is properly served in the end.
Realizing the judicial process takes time, and it could be months before Mr. Manafort is actually incarcerated, I want to be the first one to officially call dibs on the man’s vast collection of lightly warn dungarees.
“This seems premature,” some of you may be saying. Maybe it is. However, I want you to know that when Martha Stewart was thrown into prison, I waited too long to call dibs on her traffic cone collection, and I seriously regret it. Now Candace Cameron-Bure has all of her orange pointy cones because she called dibs right away — even though it seemed insensitive at the time.
“I want you to know that when Martha Stewart was thrown into prison, I waited too long to call dibs on her traffic cone collection, and I seriously regret it.”
I don’t want to make that same mistake.
I’m writing this to let you know I want his dungarees and I call dibs. Every last one of them: mine. These dungarees of his are lightly warn and I can see myself walking through the park donning these beautiful articles of clothing. When Candace Cameron-Bure comes along claiming those dungarees to be hers, I want you to stick up for me.
Thank you.
Phil Wickham: I Call Dibs On Paul Manafort’s Dungarees
President Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, was indicted today on charges that he funneled millions of dollars through overseas shell companies and used the money to buy luxury cars, real estate, antiques and expensive suits. This is a serious allegation, and I hope justice is properly served in the end.
Realizing the judicial process takes time, and it could be months before Mr. Manafort is actually incarcerated, I want to be the first one to officially call dibs on the man’s vast collection of lightly warn dungarees.
“This seems premature,” some of you may be saying. Maybe it is. However, I want you to know that when Martha Stewart was thrown into prison, I waited too long to call dibs on her traffic cone collection, and I seriously regret it. Now Candace Cameron-Bure has all of her orange pointy cones because she called dibs right away — even though it seemed insensitive at the time.
“I want you to know that when Martha Stewart was thrown into prison, I waited too long to call dibs on her traffic cone collection, and I seriously regret it.”I don’t want to make that same mistake.
I’m writing this to let you know I want his dungarees and I call dibs. Every last one of them: mine. These dungarees of his are lightly warn and I can see myself walking through the park donning these beautiful articles of clothing. When Candace Cameron-Bure comes along claiming those dungarees to be hers, I want you to stick up for me.
Thank you.
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