It’s that time of year: teenagers from all around the USA will exit their classrooms, grab a set of work gloves, and begin working in coal mines and gun factories to provide for their families.
Thanksgiving Solstice has arrived, and the teens are working too hard.
They will eat moist vegetables and ground spam every night when they come home from their exhausting jobs, not leaving much time for silly games, small group meetings, and crafts. Now more than ever, the neglected Youth Pastor needs a good disappointment or two served up on a silver platter to fulfill his contractual agreement with his church. That’s right. We’ve compiled 6 simple ideas for disappointing your local youth pastor.