February 8, 2017
“Sometimes my stuffed animals throw me a surprise birthday party. They all take turns saying nice things about me—I know it’s not real—and they sing “Happy Birthday” and everything. Then they beg me to give a concert, and I do! It’s probably gonna happen tonight. [inaudible] Yeah. [muted giggling] And you know what? [whispering] It’s not even my birthday.”
-Carman, recovered from 1987 evidence tape in relation to a Paul Crouch defamation lawsuit
“I keep a Denmark flag in my sock drawer. I like to occasionally hang it up on my bedroom wall and just stare at it for a while, really getting into the head-space of someone who loves Denmark and is from there and everything. Then I swear allegiance to the great nation out loud. Then I yank the flag off the wall and stomp on it! The sense of betrayal is exhilarating!”
–Kirk Cameron, during a Thursday Night Devotional at Spring Lake Christian Camp
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