These 5 People Fell Asleep During Your Pastor’s Sermon Yesterday

It was a wonderful service, full of teaching and guttural singing. However, these five people fell asleep during your church's worship service.

It was a wonderful service, full of teaching and guttural singing. However, these five people fell asleep during your church’s worship service.

1. Tiffany Juaréz

Tiffany fell asleep almost immediately after the Scripture reading. She was in and out during communion, but kept the ol’ eye-flaps shut like Fort Knox when Pastor got up to preach.

2. Solomon Peachtree-Bronis

He gave a strong effort, but Solomon was out like a rock. Miss Whimselbottom tried to wake him up after she heard his snores, but to no-avail.

3. Mavis Holton

She fell asleep during the opening chorus. Mavis didn’t stand a chance.

4. Douglas Ja-Brisquet

Douglas works hard and parties late. Douglas went into his “dark cocoon of regeneration” when Becky came up to share a prayer request.

5. Kyle Bopp-Savage

A Millennial, Bopp-Savage hates doing things he doesn’t enjoy — that includes listening to the announcements. Kyle passed out and didn’t recover until the Benediction.

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