Famous marriage expert Jefferson Bethke has an enormous following and every single one of his beautiful molars — let’s just say things are going real stinking great for the author of “Jesus > Religion” these days.
Against the advice of his lawyers, Bethke wants all of his followers to know that he’s officially authorized to perform certain legal formalities, especially to draw up or certify contracts, deeds, and other documents for use in other jurisdictions.
Get out that big, wet stamp, Jefferson. You’ve got some notarizing to do!
Jefferson had a bit to say to The Cherub on Wednesday: “I’ve been eating a lot of black licorice lately around my wife, and she’s starting to really like it too. It tastes a little like regular licorice but has a strange aftertaste. I brought some over to a family get-together at Aunt Alice’s and fed it to each family member. They, too, agreed that it tasted a little different, and it gave them diarrhea. I am licensed by the government to perform acts in legal affairs, in particular, witnessing signatures on documents.”
